Me: Gosh, it’s been awhile!
Doc: Yes it has.
Me: In fact, I think that the last time I saw you, I was kinda drunk.
Doc: Yes, you were.
Me: Well c’mon, Doc! It was at the Titans game. In all fairness, it’s not uncommon to knock a couple back at a football game.
Doc: I understand, however, I ran into you before the game started.
Evidently he doesn’t tailgate.