Well, there goes sleep for the rest of my life. Seriously. This is wrong on so many levels that I may never rest peacefully again. I’m no fan of fish in general and/or any TYPE of sea life but this is taking it too damn far. The thing is, you’ve got the ENTIRE ocean, you slippery fuck. Why in God’s name would you decide to slither out of your natural habitat and get land-bound? You don’t even have any bones, you stupid overachiever. WHY ARE YOU “WALKING“?!?
See, I thought we had an agreement, I’ll stay out of the ocean and you stay IN IT.
Like an octopus isn’t creepy enough this is just a blasphemous slap in the face.
I feel like I’m going to throw up.
It’s a good thing I wasn’t around when this was filmed because seriously? I would’ve grabbed a tennis racket or a shovel or a crow bar and you’d be sushi by now. KNOCK IT OFF, octopus. Knock it the hell off.
I’m watching your slimy ass, you abomination.