Faux Pas

So my “boss” was standing at my desk this morning when a gentleman walked in with his rent check.

Me:  Good morning!
Dude:  ‘Sup?  Here’s my rent check.
Me:  Great – would you like a receipt?
Dude:  Cool.
Me:  *looking at check*   Seriously?  Your name is John Holmes?  That’s awesome!  Hee!  That’s funny! 
Dude:  What’s so funny about my name?
Me:  *ahem*  Nothing.  Nothing at all.

Boss:  *shaking head*  What is wrong with you?
Me:  Everything, obviously.

2 thoughts on “Faux Pas

  1. OMG! How did you manage to keep a straight face?! And just how YOUNG was this guy that he didn't know who John Holmes was?! Are the glory days of porn over thanks to the flood of free amateur stuff on the internet??!! Oh woe is us!

  2. Jen says:

    Heather! Actually, the guy as an older African American gentleman. Notsomuch into porn legends, I guess.As soon as I looked up and saw the expression on his face I knew he had NO IDEA who I was talking about.Of course, that tickled me even more!

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