So my “boss” was standing at my desk this morning when a gentleman walked in with his rent check.
Me: Good morning!
Dude: ‘Sup? Here’s my rent check.
Me: Great – would you like a receipt?
Me: *looking at check* Seriously? Your name is John Holmes? That’s awesome! Hee! That’s funny!
Dude: What’s so funny about my name?
Me: *ahem* Nothing. Nothing at all.
Boss: *shaking head* What is wrong with you?
Me: Everything, obviously.