Three ladies were walking down the beach when they happened upon a man sunning himself. Oh, and incidentally, he had no arms or legs.
Lady #1: Hello sir! Have you ever been hugged? No? Oh, I’ll hug you!
Lady #2: Hello sir! Have you ever been kissed? No? I will kiss you!
Lady #3: Sir…have you ever been fucked?
Sir: *smiling* No, ma’am!
Lady #3: Well, you will be when the tide comes in.