Courtesy of my Mother

Three ladies were walking down the beach when they happened upon a man sunning himself.  Oh, and incidentally, he had no arms or legs.

Lady #1:  Hello sir!  Have you ever been hugged?  No?  Oh, I’ll hug you!
Lady #2:  Hello sir!  Have you ever been kissed?  No?  I will kiss you!

Lady #3:  Sir…have you ever been fucked?
Sir:  *smiling*  No, ma’am!
Lady #3:  Well, you will be when the tide comes in.

THANK YA!

2 thoughts on “Courtesy of my Mother

  1. You have the best mom. I love this joke.

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