WHO DIDN’T KNOW?
What?!? Are you joking?
Ricky Martin is GAY? You say! He’s pure hotness. Well, thank God we still have Anderson Cooper!
How is this news?
JOY TO THE WORLD
Johnny and I have a bullfrog in the pond behind our house. Naturally we’ve named him Jeremiah. He’s a pretty awesome frog but boy is he LIPPY. All day and all night with the “Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaap” and the “Buuuuuuuuuurp” and so on. We can hear him from our upstairs bedroom while the heat is running. He’s one loud ass frog.
You all have met Mr. Cooper and know our story. Mr. Cooper has been at my side (I’m so not kidding) for the last five years and I can’t imagine my life without him. The first time I laid eyes on him I felt like he belonged with me. I just couldn’t explain it. He was meant to be my dog.
Going through some photos this weekend I came across some shots of my old dog, Rocky. He was not supposed to be on the couch so of course I took this picture to piss off my parents. Using the pillow even!
Um. I think I may see a wee bit of similarity. Rocky was mostly Golden Retriever but he had a bit of ghetto in him as well. I’ve never seen a dog chase cars like that dog. His name suited him (we didn’t give it to him) as he was completely a fighter. It wasn’t uncommon for him to have crazy lacerations and come home limping after some altercation with another neighborhood dog. Mr. Cooper is exactly the same without the car chasing penchant. He was hit by a car as a puppy and has metal pins in his back legs so I guess he learned his lesson early.
Geez. Now he’s on the couch. At least Mr. C appears to look somewhat guilty. Or busted. I can’t believe that I haven’t noticed the similarities sooner. They are both my dogs over 25 years apart. Maybe I took Mr. Cooper in because my subconscious remembered Rocky? Is this a pattern?
Jesus. I better take a gander at some ex-boyfriend photos. Oh wait. I married my first love, nevermind. As in THE SAME DUDE. (did ya just gag a little?)