Me: Okay, let’s unwrap your lunch.
Little Girl: Goodies!
Me: Okay. Here’s your sandwich. It looks like just jelly, no peanut butter. You’ve got carrots and some pretzels too. And a juicebox…score!
Little Girl: It’s fwossting.
Me: What is fwossting?
Little Girl: My sammich! It’s fwossting.
Sure enough, I peel back the Wonder bread and there is chocolate frosting in between – as in the filling of the sandwich. Not the grape jelly as I initially had thought.
Me: *laughing* Sweetheart, are your parents potheads?!? *
I kid. But seriously? Who came up with cake frosting sandwiches?!? Not even back in college that would have ever occurred to me.