On the phone this weekend:
John: Hey baby! Whatcha doin?
Me: I’m painting the living room. I’m a painting fool!
John: Well, you’re half right.
On the phone this morning:
I saw that John had called my cellphone whilst I was in the shower, so I returned his call.
John: Hey sweetheart!
Me: Hey! I see that you called – were you looking for a hot chick?
John: Um…yeah, I was…I guess I got the wrong number.
Kidding, innernet, this is EXACTLY why I married this guy.