I ran out to lunch today and while I was out I stopped by the liquor store. (big surprise) I got a bottle of vodka and went up and placed it on the counter. The young dude that works there is always flirty and friendly and extremely good looking. He was chatting away and as I was listening and smiling I reached into my purse and whipped out my wallet with a flourish. My eyes froze in horror as I saw that a maxi-pad was stuck to the zipper. It broke free and landed between us on the scanner. We both looked down at it and then looked up at each other.
I shrilled “AWKWARD“! and snatched it up and clumsily tucked it back into my purse. I was sweating.