Last night’s happy hour discussion.
Shannon: You know what? I totally think Christopher Reeve was faking it.
Me: *blink* Um, Shannon? HE DIED.
Shannon: I know, but I kinda think he was faking that whole thing.
Me: What thing? His accident? His paralysis? His inability to breathe?!?
Shannon: Well, I never saw Superman, so I didn’t really think it was that big of a deal.
Me: What in the hell does that have to do with it? He was a human being!
Shannon: Whatev. I still think they blew that whole thing out of proportion.
Me: You’re going to hell.
Shannon: I’ll save you a seat.