Ryan: Did your knee ever sustain an injury? How long has it been this way?
Me: A few years back I flew off of my pole during my dance down at Club 4-Play. I landed on the bar pretty hard. Drinks went flying. It was terribly embarrassing, not to mention unprofessional. It’s been this way ever since.
Ryan: *blinks a few times and stares silently at me*
Me: Don’t you believe me?
Ryan: I believe that you’re going to cost me my license during one of these sessions.
* don’t even get me started on how many “that’s what she said” moments there are in your average physical therapy session. Ah, maturity – how you elude me!