So, here we go with another weight loss campaign. No one likes a fat drunk, so once again I’ve started a diet and fitness routine. Plus, now I have the motivation of my own damn wedding. I don’t want to look at the pictures and think “wow, I bear a striking resemblance to Roseanne Barr”. Again, I am far from fat, but I’d like to tone up my midsection a bit. It’s a little jigglier (?) than I’d like and it needs firming up, period.
At the Detroit airport last weekend, I picked up an “O” magazine. To my delight, there was an article about exercise that seemed right up my alley. All you need is a set of weights, and ten minutes a day. EVEN I CAN DO THAT, I thought.
I ripped out the pages of the workout and took them to work this week. I figured I’d share them with Jess, as she’s always looking out for new fitness routines as well.
Me: Jess! C’mere! I found this great workout in “O” magazine!
Jess: Oh yeah?
Me: *very enthusiastic* Just look – all you need is a set of weights and it tells you on which days to do which workout!
This is an Actual Picture from “O” magazine.
Me: No, look…..it’s pretty straightforward and easy.
Jess: *giggling hysterically*
Me: WHAT?!? What the hell is so funny?
Jess: You’re going to look like such an ASSHOLE.
Me: You know what? You suck. I think I hate you.
Jess: *laughing uncontrollably* Holy shit, I can hardly wait for days 3 and 6!!!