Snippet

This weekend Johnny and I were having lunch in a little deli. We were enjoying our turkey and swiss and tuna melt sandwiches, respectively, when from the table behind me I heard what was the unmistakable sound of someone squeezing an almost empty mustard bottle. You know that sound…that farty wet splattery sound.

Johnny looked up at me, quizzically. I was feeling playful, so I grimaced and said “excuse me”, thinking he’d laugh.

Instead.

His eyes narrowed. “Was that YOU”?!?!

I’m still not sure if I was more insulted or flattered.

2 thoughts on “Snippet

  1. Imez says:

    Oh, flattered, certainly. That he could think you capable of that noise in public means he knows he’s got a powerful woman.

  2. WENDY says:

    I LOVE THAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!!!

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